Colts in the House
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Feiler Faster reports from where the media can't go: Inside the Colts' hotel at Super Bowl XLI.
Seen in the lobby:
A sign saying the hotel requests "No Autographs" behind a player signing a football. Later, the player reports to his buddies in the elevator, "The kid thought I was Adam Vinitieri." Me: "I thought you were Vinitieri, too, and my wife says I can't come home without his autograph." He was eating ice cream. Ice cream! So much for thuggery. The Colts are vanilla.
Heard in the elevator:
Me: "Are you guys bummed you're so far from South Beach?" Player: "Nah. It's probably good for us. We have a curfew anyway."
Heard here, before you bet:
The Colts get to practice at the Dolphins' Training Facility; the Bears at University of Miami, closer to trouble, and a much worse facility, I'm told. Advantage Colts.
Heard on ESPN:
The Colts went out to dinner last night and Peyton Manning picked up the tab.
Heard from the room service delivery guy:
Peyton Manning had a party in his room last night.
Who do you believe?!
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