Stay Away Or We'll Elope
Wednesday, July 11, 2007

My sister-in-law, who's planning a wedding for this fall, sent this to me. I have no idea if it's real; it purports to be from the former coach of the UCLA hoops team. Either way, anyone who has ever planned a wedding can attest to the horror -- or the fantasy -- of this scenario:

"Unexpectedly we have received a stunning 95% RSVP on sent out wedding invitations. As a result, our wedding guest list has far exceeded the maximum capacity for a traditional ceremony and reception at The Montage Resort.

After giving serious consideration to alternative plans we have decided the best option at this late stage is to head to Europe to create a magical wedding day.

Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconveniences this change in our wedding plans may have caused you.

We are sorry that we will not be able to share our big day with family and friends. We will be sure to send you photos of our wedding upon our return from Europe.

Please confirm that you received this email.

Thanks in advance for your understanding.

Warm regards,
Steve & Mary

Update: I found it mentioned on an LAT blog that insists it's real.

Posted by B Feiler at 2:24 PM  
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